Monday, May 16, 2016

Grimm Reviews – “The Jew Among Thorns”




“The Jew Among Thorns”

There once was a miser who didn’t pay his servant for several years, and when the servant wanted his pay so he could go off and see the world, the miser severely underpaid him. The servant didn’t understand money and thought he had a fortune, so he set off singing and dancing down the road.

Along the way he met an old man who asked for money because he was old and could no longer work. The servant gave him his money, and the old man granted him three wishes. The three things the servant wished for were a gun that never missed, a fiddle that made everyone dance, and that nobody would be able to refuse him any favor he asked.

The servant set out and he came upon an old Jew who wanted a bird that was sitting up in a tree. The servant shot it with his gun and it fell into some thorn-bushes, and he told the Jew to fetch it himself.

The Jew crawled into the thorns to get the bird, and the servant began playing his fiddle. The Jew started jumping and dancing all about as the thorns ripped his skin and clothes. To make him stop, the Jew offered up a purse full of gold.

So the servant took the purse and went on his way. Once he was out of sight, the Jew cursed him and ran to town to get the judge.

Men went out and found the servant and brought him back to the town. He said the Jew had given him the money of his own free will, but the judge didn’t buy that because “no Jew would do that.” The servant was convicted of robbery and sentenced to hang.

As he was being led to the gallows, the servant asked the favor of playing his fiddle one last time. The servant began to play and everyone there began to jump about and dance. He played for a long time until the judge offered to spare his life if he stopped. The servant stopped playing and went to the Jew and asked where he had gotten the purse of gold. The Jew said he had stolen it, so the judge sent him to the gallows.

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Why do I have the feeling this story will never be made into a kid’s movie? I think the oddest twist in this for me is that the servant is described as good hearted. I mean, he gave all his money to some beggar he met on the road. But the very next man he meets on the road, he sends into a thorn bush and makes him dance about. So I guess the “moral” of this story is that you can be both good hearted and cruel, as long as you’re cruel to Jews.

Monday, May 9, 2016

Grimm Reviews – “The Old Beggar-Woman”




“The Old Beggar-Woman”

There once was an old beggar woman. She stopped at a house where a boy was warming himself by the fire. He invited her in and she stood so close to the fire her rags began to burn, but she didn’t notice. And the boy just watched instead of crying all the water from his body to put it out.

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That’s the “story.” Seriously. Other than, don’t stand so close to a fire that you catch on fire, I’m not sure what the point of this is.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Grimm Reviews – “Fair Katrinelje and Pif-Paf-Poltrie”




“Fair Katrinelje and Pif-Paf-Poltrie”

This is a story of Pif-Paf-Poltrie asking to marry Katrinelje. First he asks the father, then the mother, then the brother, then the sister, and finally Katrinelje. Each time he asks, they say yes, if everyone else says yes.

Pif-Paf-Poltrie asks about her dowry, and Katrinelje asks what his trade is and learns he’s a broom-maker.

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One thing I left out in my description was the quickly annoying, very repetitive dialogue. “Person A, I’d like to marry Katrinelje.” “If People B, C, D, and E say yes.” “Where is Person B?” “They are at Place B.” “Person B, I’d like to marry Katrinelje.” “If People A, C, D, and E say yes.” And so on, and so on.

The other thing that sticks out, is I know back in the day marriage for love was an odd concept, but you’d think the first three things you’d learn about a person are there name, family, and trade. But Pif-Paf-Poltrie goes into the room and asks Katrinelje to be his bride, and she says yes, apparently only knowing his name.