Three flyer stories

I don’t remember exactly where these ideas came from, but back in 2006 and 2007, I wrote three flyer … stories.  They are odd little “stories” that would fit on a flyer.  I think part of the reason I did them was just for the challenge, but I also have an odd sense of humor.  I did post the first one on my website, but I don’t know if I ever posted the other ones anywhere.  I recently came across them while cleaning some files, and decided to post them here.  Enjoy.

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