I don’t remember exactly where these ideas came from, but back in 2006 and 2007, I wrote three flyer … stories. They are odd little “stories” that would fit on a flyer. I think part of the reason I did them was just for the challenge, but I also have an odd sense of humor. I did post the first one on my website, but I don’t know if I ever posted the other ones anywhere. I recently came across them while cleaning some files, and decided to post them here. Enjoy.
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